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“Your thoughts cause your feelings.”

“It is never too late to be who you might have been.” - George Eliot

“Our life is what our thoughts make it.” - Marcus Aurelius

“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.” - Democritus 460 BC

“There are many paths to enlightenment. Be sure to take one with a heart.” - Lao Tzu

“The future you see is the future you get.” - Robert B. Allen

You are  what you are and you are where you are because of what has gone into  your mind. You change what you are and you change where you are by  changing what goes into your mind.” - Zig Ziglar

“The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.” - Oprah Winfrey

​ “Can’t act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.”  - Screen Tester on Fred Astaire

 “Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in Society”. - William Makepeace Thackeray

​​​​​​​​“Funny is an attitude.” – Flip Wilson

“Happiness is the best facelift.” – Joni Mitchell

 “We all like the person who comes right out and admires us.” – Anon

“Learn from the mistakes of others.  You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Groucho Marx

“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.” – Groucho Marx

“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” – Elayne Boosler

“What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding hair line.” – Anon

“In places of delight there are no clocks.” – Anon

“A new  idea is first condemned as ridiculous and then dismissed as trivial,  until finally it becomes what everybody knows.” – William James

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men—the other 999 follow women.” – Groucho Marx
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​Answering  machine message: “Hi, this is ____________ that you’ve reached and I  want to feel good.  If your message is designed to do anything other  than that, you’ve reached the wrong number.” – Anon

​“Always act from love.” – Meryl Streep

“Attention is energy. Whatever you feed it to will grow.” – Abe

“Your Being is your advertising.” – Abe